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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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has 34.65 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, racist
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 34.61 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: car, money, political, republican
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 34.52 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage
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