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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 34.57 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 34.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, hunting
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
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has 34.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
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