Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?