Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
They both wear stripes.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?