Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat?
And they look at you and say they don't know.
And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know.
I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87.
And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.