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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 34.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 33.91 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
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