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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 33.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 33.91 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: women
You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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