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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: racist
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: old people
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 33.64 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 33.60 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 33.54 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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has 33.51 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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