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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: racist
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: old people
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.61 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 33.60 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 33.54 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger
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has 33.51 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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