Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: Why do women have tiny feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
You know what I was thinking about right now?
What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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