Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.