Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person’s got, you wish you’d ordered that.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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