Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny):I want a pistol
S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person’s got, you wish you’d ordered that.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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