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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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has 33.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, vulgar, women
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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