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A married couple had gotten into an argument and for many days had not been talking to each other. Instead they were writing notes back and forth. One evening the husband walked up to the wife and handed her a note that said, “Wake me up tomorrow at 6 in the morning.” When he woke up the next morning it was 9. He immediately got angry with his wife and turned around to speak to her. On her pillow was a note that said, “Wake up, it’s 6!”
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A man and his wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says "I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain -- I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave woman," says the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
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