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Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 33.83 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: racist
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: old people
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: athlete, poems
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