Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.