Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
What do u call a black priest? Holy shit.
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.