Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
We have some for 75 cents a peace.
The man asks for two.
The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir."
The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women?
A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop.
J(ohnny):I want a pistol
S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols)
J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this,
S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose?
J: For shooting cans.
S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one.
J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one.
S: And what cans will you shoot at?
J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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