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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 33.61 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
You will never see a car worth over $10,000 with an Obama sticker on the back.
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has 33.60 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: car, money, political, republican
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
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has 33.59 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, racist
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse? So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
A married couple had gotten into an argument and for many days had not been talking to each other. Instead they were writing notes back and forth. One evening the husband walked up to the wife and handed her a note that said, “Wake me up tomorrow at 6 in the morning.” When he woke up the next morning it was 9. He immediately got angry with his wife and turned around to speak to her. On her pillow was a note that said, “Wake up, it’s 6!”
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A man and his wife enter a dentist's office. The wife says "I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain -- I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave woman," says the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The wife turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage
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