Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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The following conversation took place in school.
Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve."
Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes."
Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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