Fed up with your computer winning at chess?
Try it at kick-boxing instead!
What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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