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Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
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What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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