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You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Wife to husband: ‘I need a new dress.’ Husband: ‘What’s wrong with the dress you’ve got?’ Wife: ‘It’s too long and the veil keeps getting in my eyes.’
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: marriage
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: math
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 33.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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