How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
A large number of Black soldiers died in Iraq war because every time their chief said:
"Get on the floor!" they stood up and started dancing.
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