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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, music
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 33.50 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
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