Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
What did the black man do first time when they saw a ship?
They stick they’re head in the water to see if it has wheels!
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Q: What's a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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