Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!