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They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
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Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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