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Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dog, men
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A knight walked into a blacksmith's shop. The blacksmith said: "You've got mail."
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: military
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.30 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
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