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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke . A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know." The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
What did the blonde’s right leg say to her left leg? Nothing, they’ve never met!
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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