One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred.
She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock.
After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder.
So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking?
A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal.
Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet.
Of course, they should at the court.
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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."