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10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: math
In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.
has 31.37 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black people, parrot
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
has 31.28 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
has 31.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul." I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening." The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life." I have asked her only: "for my money?"
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, money, old people, religious
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
has 31.21 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
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