Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking?
A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal.
Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet.
Of course, they should at the court.
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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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