Best jokes ever

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
has 31.42 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sport
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
has 31.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
has 31.27 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
has 31.25 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
has 31.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
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