Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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"What are you doing there?"
"I'm making something."
"What are you making?"
"A bomb."
"Can I help?"
"Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.