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Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, military, women
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: women
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone. The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband. "Hi Hon," he says. "How do you like your new phone?" She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There's one thing I don't understand though." "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
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