A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blonde.
The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde.
The bouncer is blonde.
The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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