Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking?
A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."
Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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