Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.