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Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
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A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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