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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: elephant, memory, political, republican
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 30.69 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
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has 30.64 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: racist
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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