Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.