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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.
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has 31.27 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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has 31.25 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 31.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cop, prison
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul." I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening." The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life." I have asked her only: "for my money?"
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, money, old people, religious
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit. They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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has 31.21 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, morbid
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
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has 31.18 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: blonde, lesbian
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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