Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A spec.
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How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Q:How does a bear start a race?
A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal.
Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet.
Of course, they should at the court.
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A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill.
A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill.
A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill.
A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
An Irish man walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants.
"Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?"
"Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"