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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Q:How does a bear start a race? A: READY, TEDDY, GO!
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: racist
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A lawyer and a basketball player want to make a deal. Suggest a place where both of them would be happy to meet. Of course, they should at the court.
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has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, sport
A brunette, a red-haired and a blonde comes to an edge of a hill. The rule is: if you lie, you fall off the hill. A brunette says: - I think I'm the most beautiful... And she falls off the hill. A red-haired says: - I think I'm the most clever... And she falls off the hill. A blonde says: I think... And she falls off the hill.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger
An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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