She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."
Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.