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A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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My wife and I lead a quiet life. The last time we went out together was when the gas boiler exploded.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 30.95 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 30.94 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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