A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
My wife and I lead a quiet life.
The last time we went out together was when the gas boiler exploded.
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches."
But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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