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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean? A: A great place to start.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: What did the police do when 241 hares got loose? A: They combed the area!
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop
Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? They need a map.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: military
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
After some time I saw my doctor and he prescribed me a receipt, but he had prescribed me this receipt in the name of his mother Mrs. Ingrid, by mistake. I didn´t notice it, took this receipt, went to the drug-store, gave the receipt to the pharmacist together with the insurance card with the name John on it. The pharmacist took a look at me and has told me: "Dear, Mrs. Ingrid the name on the receipt doesn´t correspond with the name on the insurance card."
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
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