How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
Most men regard blondes as a golden opportunity.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
Did you hear about the new blonde paint? It’s not very bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were asked where they would like to go. The brunette said she would like to go to Mars. The redhead said she would like to go to Venus. The blonde said she would like to go to the Sun. "But you would burn up", said the brunette. "Well, I would go at night. Duh", said the blonde.
Definition of a man with manners – he gets out of the bath to pee.