Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Q: What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A: An easy bake oven and a GI-Jew.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?
What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle.
Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags.
The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?"
"Just sand," replied Jose.
There a ventriloquist telling blond joke .
A blond comes storming up on stage and start says"blonds can be smart to you know,and I'm smart, I should know."
The ventriloquist says" ok ok I'm sorry I won't do it again" then the blond says "you shut up and stay out of this cuz I'm talking to the jurk on your knee"