In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean?
A: An oil spill
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Daughter: Mom,does God go to bathroom?
Mom: Why? my child..
Daughter: Today in the morning I heard papa said, "Please God let me go to the bathroom..."
E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer.
No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...