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A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, medical, stupid
I wouldn’t say she’s been married a lot but the church is trying to get her to pay for a new aisle carpet.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: marriage
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde
My wife and I lead a quiet life. The last time we went out together was when the gas boiler exploded.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 31.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
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