What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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