What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV? His brother with the DVD player.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.