What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff." The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped. At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?" The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.