What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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