What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.