What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″: Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway." Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop. Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?" Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now." Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?" Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.