What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
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Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook?
A: You use dental floss.
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.