What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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