How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!
Bill Gates is judged for bigamy. He says: If you live with two women’s it does not mean bigamy, it means multitasking.
Why is it nice being a baby? It’s a nappy time.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.