"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
What fits your schedule better......
Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
What is a baby?
"A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’
Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’