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I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 28.45 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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has 28.33 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
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has 28.31 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, racist, Yo mama
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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has 28.18 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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has 28.15 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
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