I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?