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Man: Great idea, bad design.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
My husband and I married for better or worse. He couldn’t do better and I couldn’t do worse.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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I saw the priest watching pornography. Should I get jelous? -Johnny, 11 years old.
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has 28.45 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: age, little Johnny, priest
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 28.42 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 28.38 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
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has 28.33 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
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has 28.31 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
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