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A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says, "hey, how 'bout it. You and me, getting it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch?"
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, priest
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 24.87 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred? On the fingers!
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has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, math
The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the surprice: An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...? Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
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has 24.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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has 24.62 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, life, music
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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has 24.61 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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has 24.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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