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Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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has 28.22 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
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has 28.15 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: money, racist
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
Question: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women? Answer: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand – it saves on the washing-up.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, nurse
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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has 28.06 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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