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A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
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How do teddy bears keep their den cool in summer? (They use bear conditioning!)
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Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet. Squash
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater? A plain clothes police dog!
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This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
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How do blonde brain cells die? Alone!
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What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
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Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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Patient: "How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?" Doctor: "Fifty rupees." Patient: "Fifty ruppes, for only a few second’s work?" Doctor: "Well, I will do it very slowly." Patient: "How much is for the operation?" Doctor: "Rupees on thousand." Patient: "But it was a serious one." Doctor: "Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand now-a days."
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