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Q: What happens if your dishwasher stops working? A: You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, vulgar, women, work
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 28.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, masturbation, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, racist
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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has 28.23 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven's a long way from here.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, heaven
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
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has 28.14 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people
Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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has 28.11 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
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