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Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the surprice: An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...? Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
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has 25.82 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo? A: Because they only had 4 trucks.
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has 25.82 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: age
A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several pitchers of beer, the leprechaun runs over to a large, mean-looking guy, sticks out his tongue and spits all his legs. The guy reaches out to grab the leprechaun, only to miss him as he jumps back to his seat. "If you know what's good for you, don't come near me again, or I'll rip off your little tallywagger," yells the mean-looking guy. After a few more pitchers, the leprechaun runs over to the mean-looking guy, sticks out his tongue and spits all over his legs again. This time, the guy successfully catches the leprechaun. "All right, I've got you this time. I warned you -- now I'm gonna rip off your little tallywagger!" The leprechaun laughs, "You can't do that." "Why not?" asks his captor. "Because," giggles the leprechaun, "leprechauns don't have tallywaggers." "Whadda ya mean you don't have a tallywagger?" growls the angry man, "How in the hell do you pee?" "Just like this," laughs the leprechaun as he sticks out his tongue and spits.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women, work
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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