Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour?
A: Because a black man is driving it!
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
To knock the penises off the smart ones.
What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
Q: Why do two skunks argue?
A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
The town’s local council remarks that the best lawyer in town never made a donation to charity tendency.
To convince him, the mayor calls him in his office:
Sir, I remarked that you’re revenue reached a number of $600.000.
With all these, you never made a donation to the charity...
If you looked into my files, did you also remark that my mother is sick, and the medicaments she needs exceed her funds?
No... answers mayor.
In second place, my brother, war veteran, is condemned in a wheelchair and he’s blind.
The mayor started apologizing, but was interrupted:
And more, my sister died into a car accident and left tree children orphans.
Stunned, the mayor says:
I didn’t know, please accept my apologies...
But the lawyer continues:
I don’t see why I should give you any money, if I don’t ever give them money...