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Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 24.60 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
Q: What does the devil do to black babies? A: Nothing they're already burned.
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has 24.51 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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has 24.40 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: gay
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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has 24.38 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
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