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The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you — please keep your photo and return the others.”
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has 23.90 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: military
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
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has 23.86 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, travel
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 23.84 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
One​ day a British came to India. He met a pan wala. He asked can you teach me Hindi. The betel man agreed. He said "Ye mera pan patta,yeh tumhare pan patta, yeh ham Sabka pan patta". The Britisher said "Yeh mera pant phatta,yeh tumhara pant phatta,yeh ham Sabka pant phatta".
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has 23.83 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, ethnic, geography
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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has 23.65 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan.
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.59 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
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