Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.