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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.02 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn’t have. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.
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has 22.01 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, health, old people, phone
Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
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has 22.01 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 22.00 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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has 21.95 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 21.91 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
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