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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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has 21.95 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 21.91 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Harry’s so cheap, he didn’t buy his wife a pearl necklace, he got her a length of string and told her to start a collection.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: money
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: football, money, sport
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: money
How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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