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Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 21.37 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
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has 21.35 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 21.27 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 21.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 21.23 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 21.19 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.13 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
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