Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!