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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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has 21.39 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: black people, masturbation, racist
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 21.37 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
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has 21.35 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.33 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 21.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 21.13 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 21.09 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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