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What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 21.13 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 21.09 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 21.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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has 20.99 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: racist
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how was he and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. "So, what’s up man?" "It’s a shitty period, there is nothing that works in my life and I feel really bad." "What is going on?! "Last Saturday I went to Las Vegas. You know that from time, to time I’m going there to play at casino, three or four times a year. I took with me thousand dollars and I put the other hundred in my driving license that I left in the car. For the safety reasons, you know, if it goes really bad at casino, I must have the money to pay highway and go back home. And so I walked in casino, I bought the chips and found an empty seat on a roulette table, next to a beautiful woman, about forty years old with a very provocative neckline. I made my first bet on 32, the number of my house, aiming 10 dollars." "How did it go?" The guy continues to tell his story, without stopping to chew something. "Released! I felt all the winning streak and I bet again on 32 and it’s released again. I was winning almost 13 000 dollars and the adrenaline was at maximum. I felt like I was the God and around the table came so many people to congratulated me and I bet more than 10 thousand dollars on 23." "And it went out again?" "No! This time came out a bloody 13. Do you realize that I had the bad luck? I had in my hands a lot of money and if 32 came out I was settled for a life time. But the horrid number 13 ruined my evening and the hole week after." "I understand you very well. It ‘s really to eat the balls." The other friend, continuing to chew louder: "What do you think I’m doing?"
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has 20.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, life, money
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 20.96 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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has 20.96 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
The wages of sin are death – but after taxes and NI contributions you’ll just end up feeling a bit tired.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
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