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Q: Why did the astronaut retire? A: He got spaced out!
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Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
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has 21.35 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.33 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 21.33 % from 484 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
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