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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 21.19 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.13 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 21.11 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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has 21.11 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 21.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: kids
After a long time two friends met, happy to see each other. One of them, chewing on something big, asked his friend how was he and what was new in his life. After the friend told his story, he asked the same question to the friend who was chewing something. "So, what’s up man?" "It’s a shitty period, there is nothing that works in my life and I feel really bad." "What is going on?! "Last Saturday I went to Las Vegas. You know that from time, to time I’m going there to play at casino, three or four times a year. I took with me thousand dollars and I put the other hundred in my driving license that I left in the car. For the safety reasons, you know, if it goes really bad at casino, I must have the money to pay highway and go back home. And so I walked in casino, I bought the chips and found an empty seat on a roulette table, next to a beautiful woman, about forty years old with a very provocative neckline. I made my first bet on 32, the number of my house, aiming 10 dollars." "How did it go?" The guy continues to tell his story, without stopping to chew something. "Released! I felt all the winning streak and I bet again on 32 and it’s released again. I was winning almost 13 000 dollars and the adrenaline was at maximum. I felt like I was the God and around the table came so many people to congratulated me and I bet more than 10 thousand dollars on 23." "And it went out again?" "No! This time came out a bloody 13. Do you realize that I had the bad luck? I had in my hands a lot of money and if 32 came out I was settled for a life time. But the horrid number 13 ruined my evening and the hole week after." "I understand you very well. It ‘s really to eat the balls." The other friend, continuing to chew louder: "What do you think I’m doing?"
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has 20.98 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, life, money
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
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has 20.89 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: Hitler, jewish, knock-knock
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
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