What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
What's black and white and green?
A frog sitting on a newspaper.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.
After a few more he needs to go to the can.
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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