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"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
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How are men like chocolates? A.They never last long enough B.They always leave stains whenever they get hot.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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He’s in debt up to his eyes. The only thing he’s paid for is his hat.
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Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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