I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
He’s in debt up to his eyes. The only thing he’s paid for is his hat.
Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.