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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 21.61 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 21.61 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 21.57 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 21.45 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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has 21.43 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why did the astronaut retire? A: He got spaced out!
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: old people, work
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
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