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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a drum kit.
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The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
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Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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He’s in debt up to his eyes. The only thing he’s paid for is his hat.
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Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
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has 21.78 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.76 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
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