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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump
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has 21.37 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
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has 21.37 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: racist, weather, white people
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.33 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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has 21.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"? A: He got crucified
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has 21.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, christian, communication, death
What color is a burp? It's burple!
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has 21.29 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: kids
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 21.29 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
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has 21.14 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101
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has 21.13 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: IT
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 21.13 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
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