Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach?
Cats keep covering them with sand.
I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.
A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland.
She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sex', express an opinion!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)