Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
Bad Zoo
1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.
2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.
3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.
4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.
5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.
6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot.
7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.
8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.
9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit.
10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick.
If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.