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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 20.80 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 20.77 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 20.74 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 20.68 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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has 20.61 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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