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How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
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The wages of sin are death – but after taxes and NI contributions you’ll just end up feeling a bit tired.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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has 20.87 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
The wife of a boxer wakes up because of the sounds that come from the dining room. She wakes her husband up: Rocky, I think someone wants a particular boxing lesson...
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: husband, sport, wife
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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has 20.84 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: racist
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