Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"