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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.30 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 20.28 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drug, life, music
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over? Looking for low prices!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Harry’s so cheap, he didn’t buy his wife a pearl necklace, he got her a length of string and told her to start a collection.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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