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Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
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Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
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Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Four Laws of Accounting: 1. Trial balances don't. 2. Bank reconciliations never do. 3. Working capital does not. 4. Return on investments never will.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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