Q: The more you take the more you leave behind. What am I? A: footsteps
What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.
Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? A: The cop!
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Four Laws of Accounting: 1. Trial balances don't. 2. Bank reconciliations never do. 3. Working capital does not. 4. Return on investments never will.
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.