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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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I'm a wine enthusiast. The more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I get.
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Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis.
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Q: Where do pirates buy their parrot food? A: Petsmarrrrrrrrt!
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Q: Where do birds meet for coffee? A: In a nest-cafe!
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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Q: How do you know when you are stoned? A: When you are too phoned to stone home.
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I can't wait for the day when I can drink wine with my kids instead of because of them.
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Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice? A: He didn't give a hoot!
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I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
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