A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.