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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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has 19.72 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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has 19.71 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: gay, lesbian
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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has 19.69 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.
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has 19.63 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, pirate, racist
A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: business, money, travel
Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me!
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Windows: Artificial Intelligence!
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has 19.53 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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has 19.47 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
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