Q. What did the frog say to the fly?
A. You are really starting to bug me!
The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wad of chocolate on a toothpick.
If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?