A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin.
Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.