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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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has 20.22 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dating, kids, men, women
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport, work
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their jobs. One guy says, ''I'm a YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional. The second guy says, ''I'm a DINK ...ya know...Double Income No Kids.'' They asked the woman, ''What are you?'' She replied... ''I'm a WIFE...ya know... WASH, IRON, FUCK, ETC.''
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: bar, sport, wife
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why are men so happy? A: Because ignorance is bliss.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
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