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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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has 20.32 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: black people, chocolate, racist
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, football
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
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