How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to.
They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.