Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why did the astronaut retire?
A: He got spaced out!
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Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye."
"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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