A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Where do bees keep their money?
In a honey box.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.