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What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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