I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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If you want to feed an injured woodpecker, take it by the tail and hit it to the tree.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Q: Why did the astronaut retire?
A: He got spaced out!
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: Why do cops arrest black people?
A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
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