Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Q: Why did the astronaut retire?
A: He got spaced out!
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"But my elderly aunt was considered a highly respectable spinster!" the society matron protested.
"Can't you find some way to cover up the shocking fact that she died in bed while being simultaneously serviced by two paid studs???"
"You just leave it to me, Mrs. Van Horn," soothed the police officer.
"I'll just put it in my report that she died at the stroke of two."
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
How do blondes pierce their ears?
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.