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Johny was stopped by the policeman on the road, the policeman has looked over the whole car and has said to Johny: "Johny, if you´ll go somebody by your car, the human would probably survive the collision with your car also without your help, but the treatment with the content of your archaic first aid box will survive nobody, there´s no doubt. Did you buy it in the shop B.C.?"
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has 20.24 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, little Johnny, time
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: money
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport, work
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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has 20.19 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 20.19 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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has 20.07 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, dirty
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 19.99 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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