Johny was stopped by the policeman on the road, the policeman has looked over the whole car and has said to Johny: "Johny, if you´ll go somebody by your car, the human would probably survive the collision with your car also without your help, but the treatment with the content of your archaic first aid box will survive nobody, there´s no doubt. Did you buy it in the shop B.C.?"
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing. What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?
The other day was Take Your Daughter To Work day. The Cubs had a fun time, played a little scrimmage against their daughters. Unfortunately they lost, 15-3.
Q. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test? A. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.