What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
Vote:
A blond whines at her mother:
Mother, I’m impregnate!
What?
Where the hell was you’re head?
What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money.
The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer.
When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door.
It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over?
Looking for low prices!
The wages of sin are death – but after taxes and NI contributions you’ll just end up feeling a bit tired.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Why did the football coach flood the pitch?
Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A. A blonde parade.