Best jokes ever

What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
My girlfriend used to fake foreplay. A man falls asleep on a beach and gets severe sunburn. He’s rushed to hospital by his wife
has 19.22 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
has 19.13 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: car, jewish, racist
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
has 19.12 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
has 19.11 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
has 19.11 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, drug, music
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.
has 19.07 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
has 18.94 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
has 18.86 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bird, cop, dirty, fat
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.” She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished.”
has 18.81 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: school
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