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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 19.39 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 19.25 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 19.25 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
A blond whines at her mother: Mother, I’m impregnate! What? Where the hell was you’re head? What do you mean by that, on the pillow off course!
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A man walked into a branch of the Antelope Valley Bank and handed a teller a note demanding money. The man had one hand in his pocket, as if holding a gun, so the teller began handing over the contents of her cash drawer. When she had forked over $7,000 the robber said, "That's enough" and walked out the door. It's hard to find a bank robber who knows when he's had enough.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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