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An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
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What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
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A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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