Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
It was out of odor!
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
The boxer fells down in the fourth round.
The referee starts counting.
Billy’s grandmother gets up on her legs from the first row and screams:
Stop counting for nothing, he won’t get up!
I know him from the buss...
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving
What's a bee's favourite sport?
Rugbee.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.
I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer.
Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.