An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump your head, they pay you a lump sum.
Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.