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A blonde was trapped on an island and had to swim 1000 miles to get back to the mainland. She swam 500 miles and got tired, so swam back to the island.
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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect."
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Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘I used to live in a sub-basement. The janitor that had the apartment during the Depression had some stocks. When the market crashed, he was wiped out. He tried to kill himself by jumping out of the window and up on to street level.’ Woody Allen
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black? A: A monkey.
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has 17.54 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: sport
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: gym, men, teacher, time
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