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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
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has 18.30 % from 4 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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has 18.25 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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has 18.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 18.06 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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has 18.01 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
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has 17.94 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal
Born free. Taxed to death. A man goes into a shop to get his wife a present. He points out a bottle of perfume and asks
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