Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
The mouse and the elephant stay on the trunk of a smitten tree. Near them passes the giraffe, who asks them: Who pulled out this tree from his root? Me off course, says the mouse, but the elephant helped a bit.
Born free. Taxed to death. A man goes into a shop to get his wife a present. He points out a bottle of perfume and asks