Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery?
He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.
A bear walks into a pub, and takes a huge bite out of the bar.
‘Get out!’ shouts the barman.
‘We don’t serve druggies.’
‘But I’m not a druggie,’ replies the puzzled bear.
‘Yeah?
Then what about the bar bit you ate?’
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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