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Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery? He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
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Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
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He was a colourful boxer. Black and blue all over.
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Smile and the world audits your taxes.
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Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
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Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.
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A bear walks into a pub, and takes a huge bite out of the bar. ‘Get out!’ shouts the barman. ‘We don’t serve druggies.’ ‘But I’m not a druggie,’ replies the puzzled bear. ‘Yeah? Then what about the bar bit you ate?’
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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