This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
Two men were sitting at the top floor of the Empire State Building. One man says to the other.. "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on the 90th floor.." The other man says "fuck off, you're jokin aren't u?" The 1st man says "No, here.. I'll prove it" so he stands on the window ledge and jumps out.. and comes back in thru the 90th floor window.. The 2nd man says.. "That was just a one off" So he does it again.. and comes thru on the 90th floor.. runs back up and says "See, im telling the truth" The 2nd man says "Wow, im gonna do it then" he stands on the window ledge, jumps out and falls to his death. The barman says to the first man.. "You know, you're a cunt when you're drunk superman.
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
How come you don’t find stupid brunettes anywhere? Because they all painted themselves blond.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling? She’s got that down-in-the-mouth look.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.