I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery?
He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead?
A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam?
A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman?
PC Plod.