Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery?
He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.
Q: How can you tell when a man is dead?
A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
Q: How does David Beckham change a light bulb?
A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves around him.