Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call.
Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife."
Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him."
Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Three holy men rode a plane home.
There was a terrorist on board who of the firm belief that the world should end.
Who should talk him out of it.
The pilot and his crew gave up and believed the holy men should live.
In the remains was a burnt soccer ball labeled flame retardant.
And a melted black box.
The holy men still live to tell the tale.
And so does the football.
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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Did you hear about the gypsy who won the Lottery?
He got paid in travellers’ cheques.
He was a colourful boxer.
Black and blue all over.
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA?
It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.