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Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny? A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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‘I used to live in a sub-basement. The janitor that had the apartment during the Depression had some stocks. When the market crashed, he was wiped out. He tried to kill himself by jumping out of the window and up on to street level.’ Woody Allen
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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has 17.53 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 17.45 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Two men were sitting at the top floor of the Empire State Building. One man says to the other.. "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on the 90th floor.." The other man says "fuck off, you're jokin aren't u?" The 1st man says "No, here.. I'll prove it" so he stands on the window ledge and jumps out.. and comes back in thru the 90th floor window.. The 2nd man says.. "That was just a one off" So he does it again.. and comes thru on the 90th floor.. runs back up and says "See, im telling the truth" The 2nd man says "Wow, im gonna do it then" he stands on the window ledge, jumps out and falls to his death. The barman says to the first man.. "You know, you're a cunt when you're drunk superman.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, drunk
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