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"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?" "Up his sleevies!"
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has 17.45 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: military
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.” She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished.”
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has 17.40 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
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has 17.40 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, lawyer, wife
Three blondes enter a bar. They are happy, dancing and singing. The barman asks them: What are you girls celebrating? We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish. So? The barman asks. On the box wrought 2-4 years!
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has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? ” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
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has 17.24 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, old people
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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has 17.17 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: kids
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 17.04 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.04 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
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