Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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