Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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(A) You are not Tom Cruise,
(B) The guns may stop working at the last moment,
(C) The Enemy is 1000 times intelligent than you,
(D) Your family might not like the amount of compensation on your behalf
(E) Just remember, "the safest way to win over your enemies is by making them your friends!"
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.
” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years !
So how could you get lost ?
” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear.
Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
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Who is little, black and jumps?
A flee!
But who’s big, black and jumps?
Dr. Alban!