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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.33 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
What's green and red? A very mad frog.
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 17.29 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? ” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
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has 17.24 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, old people
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 17.23 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in. You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address. She tells you to take her out today. She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world. You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy. You run out as fast as you can. You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two. Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it. You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter. Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer. You ask him why she called him daddy. He says because that's my first name.
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has 17.19 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, flirt, sex, work
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.19 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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has 17.06 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 16.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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