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Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 16.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats? A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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has 16.92 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 16.90 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)
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has 16.88 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: kids
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 16.82 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
What’s black with three feets? A piano!
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has 16.72 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: racist
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first? Boy2: The blonde? Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water? A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink? Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
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has 16.69 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 16.56 % from 531 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
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