One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China.
After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa.
"Oh no I dont, Ive been to China many times and never had to have one of those."
I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa.
When I told him this he said, "Look, Ive been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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