Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first?
Boy2: The blonde?
Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink?
Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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