A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man.
"Is there a fat bird in my car?"
The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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This is a visual joke.
Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
What about Where does a General keep his Armys?
In his sleevies!
What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"