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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. ” Oy Morris “, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years ! So how could you get lost ? ” Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear. Morris whispered, ” I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”
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has 17.24 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, old people
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume? A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
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has 17.23 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, ugly, vulgar, women
"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?" "Up his sleevies!"
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has 17.19 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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has 17.19 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, dirty, sex, women
Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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has 17.19 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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has 16.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)
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has 16.88 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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has 16.85 % from 533 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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has 16.79 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black people
Hitler is daddy! Hump me! Fuck me! Daddy better gas them Jews. My gas chambers love the smoke. G-g-gas the Jews.
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has 16.73 % from 443 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, morbid
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