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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car? A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
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has 16.21 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money!
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: money, tax
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg." "Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?" "Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!”
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: cop
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal
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