There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
Vote:
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
Vote:
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in.
You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address.
She tells you to take her out today.
She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world.
You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy.
You run out as fast as you can.
You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two.
Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it.
You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter.
Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer.
You ask him why she called him daddy.
He says because that's my first name.
"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?"
"Up his sleevies!"
Three blondes enter a bar.
They are happy, dancing and singing.
The barman asks them:
What are you girls celebrating?
We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish.
So? The barman asks.
On the box wrought 2-4 years!
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink?
Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)