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Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 16.50 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 16.50 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 16.47 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, men
I've got something you can take up the chain.
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has 16.47 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
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has 16.44 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: black people
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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has 16.42 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
What do golfers use in China? China tees!
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has 16.42 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
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has 16.33 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied. To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
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has 16.33 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: blonde, god
What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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has 16.20 % from 68 votes. More jokes about:
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