What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
‘I used to live in a sub-basement.
The janitor that had the apartment during the Depression had some stocks.
When the market crashed, he was wiped out.
He tried to kill himself by jumping out of the window and up on to street level.’ Woody Allen
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
A man bought a dachshund for his six children so they’d have a dog they could all pet at once.
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
when the notion of the motion was planted,
in her dinky little head.
With her butt in the air,
while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and stupid and would not listen,
smeared beyond recognition,
she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.