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The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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has 15.76 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog
A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
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has 15.64 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cop
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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has 15.64 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, travel
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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has 15.62 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung.
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has 15.61 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
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has 15.61 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, stupid, Yo mama
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 15.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
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