"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?"
"Up his sleevies!"
Three blondes enter a bar.
They are happy, dancing and singing.
The barman asks them:
What are you girls celebrating?
We just finished a puzzle that took us tree months to finish.
So? The barman asks.
On the box wrought 2-4 years!
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink?
Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
(A molar bear!)
Me: Hey look its Nemo!
Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.
Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.
But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam.
Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin.
Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her.
"I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away.
When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go.
"Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
I've got something you can take up the chain.