Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's so happy that he's giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common?
A: No Cubs
What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy?
No!
Tell me about it.
It smells of $50 dollar bills.
There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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