Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?