What's green and red?
A very mad frog.
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animal Is your goalmouth open?
High five!
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sport To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
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alcohol The best things in life are free, plus tax.
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money He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.
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money Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"
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alcohol How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
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animal How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck?
It was not enough sand...
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lawyer Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
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lawyer Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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