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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 15.12 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
In a car there are two persons: a car mechanic and a programmer. They where going to work when suddenly the car broke down. The car mechanic tries to make the car work again but no solution. Suddenly the programmer says: "I say we better FORMAT it!"
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has 14.96 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: car, geek, IT, mechanic, programmer
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
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has 14.85 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: racist
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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has 14.85 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
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has 14.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 14.82 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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has 14.82 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, men, political
A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
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has 14.76 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cop
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