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What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
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Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
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Seen in a bar near here: "We don't stand in your toilet, so please don't pee on our floor!"
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
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‘Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”.’ Rita Rudner
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She was so rich she even had monograms on the bags under her eyes.
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LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
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has 13.97 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, hospital
Men are like.....Commercials. You can't believe a word they say
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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has 13.81 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed? When it starts talking to you again.
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