What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?"
"Up his sleevies!"
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin.
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Why do blondes clean their hair in the sink?
Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.