There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
Vote:
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
Vote:
Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree?
A nigger less on the earth.
But when two niggers climb up into a tree?
Two niggers less on the earth.
But when tree niggers climb up into a tree?
The branch breaks!
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"Where does the Colonel keep his armies?"
"Up his sleevies!"
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin.