He was so mean that when he found a pack of corn plasters he went out and bought a pair of tight shoes.
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck?
It was not enough sand...
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.
Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first?
Boy2: The blonde?
Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely.
I wish my friends were back here."
Vote:
A cop asks a nigger:
Can you legitimate yourself?
Is this because I’m black?
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?