Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.