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Bears do not eat bears. Tigers do not eat tigers. Dogs do not eat dogs. Cats stopped eating kebabs.
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has 15.20 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, food
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
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has 15.20 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, men, political
A cop asks a nigger: Can you legitimate yourself? Is this because I’m black?
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has 15.19 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cop
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: money
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? (A teddy boar!)
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has 15.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
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has 15.14 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: racist
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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has 14.85 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, car, death
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black? STUDENT: So it runs faster.
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has 14.76 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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has 14.75 % from 13031 votes. More jokes about: fart, food, life, music
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot? Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.
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has 14.74 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, parrot
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