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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
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has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
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has 15.98 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, kids, old people, time
Roses are red "just like blood" Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo" So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out And shows me 1 thing your shit.
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has 15.67 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: insulting, poems, vulgar
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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has 15.49 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
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has 15.36 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, travel
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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has 15.26 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
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has 15.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
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has 15.22 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: car, stupid, Yo mama
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