Bears do not eat bears.
Tigers do not eat tigers.
Dogs do not eat dogs.
Cats stopped eating kebabs.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year?
"Forty-eight years old."
A cop asks a nigger:
Can you legitimate yourself?
Is this because I’m black?
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
(A teddy boar!)
What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Vote:
TEACHER: Why would you paint something black?
STUDENT: So it runs faster.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Question: What do you get when you cross a shark and a parrot?
Answer: a creature that talks your ear off.