Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
Yo momma is so stupid she had to use her car key to open the front door just to get in.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
What's green with bumps? A frog with the measles!
What’s a black spot between two white spots? A fly with cotton wool in her ears!
Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.