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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
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has 11.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
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has 11.03 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
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has 11.03 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: money
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?
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has 10.80 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: cop
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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has 10.49 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
‘If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.’ John Paul Getty A woman rings her insurance company. ‘Our house burnt down and I want £100,000,’ she says.
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has 10.17 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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has 10.17 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
The six front keys have rotted out.
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has 9.72 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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has 9.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
Q: How do you start a parade in the ghetto? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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has 9.33 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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