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A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’
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has 12.61 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
The extra RAM slots have tractor parts stored in them.
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has 12.34 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why do the blondes spill water over the computer? They want to navigate over the internet.
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has 12.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What do you call an alcoholic dog? A whino!
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has 11.99 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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has 11.95 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
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has 11.78 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 11.78 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 11.62 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
The monitor is up on blocks.
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has 11.59 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
One night as a bartender is closing up his bar, he hears a knock at the back door. When he opens the door, there stands a bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up his bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the door. Again, there stands another bum who asks, "Can I have a toothpick?" The bartender gives him a toothpick and continues cleaning up the bar. Five minutes later, he hears another knock at the back door. This time, there's a bum asking for a straw. The owner gives him a straw, but finally asks what's going on out there. The bum replies, "Some lady threw up in the back, but all the good stuff is gone."
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has 11.58 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
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