Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate?
A: Liar.
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How many mexicans does it take to build...
Oh shit, They're done!
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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One day a girl was with her mom in the park and saw two teens having sex on the bench.
The little girl asked her mom, "Mommy, what are they doing?"
The mom was blushing and replied, "Oh their making cakes."
The next day the girl and the mom went to the zoo and saw two monkey having sex.
The little girl asked again, "Mommy, what are they doing?"
Again the mother replied, "Oh their making cakes."
The next day, the little girl confronted her mom, "Mommy, I know you and daddy we’re making cakes last night."
The mom was frightened and asked, "How did you know?"
The little girl replied, "I licked the icing off the couch! It was good too!"
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!