Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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