Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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