Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.