Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.