Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.