Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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