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An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. “Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over.” “Great,” the blonde answered, “I’ll try anything. Let’s give it a shot.” A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever. “Doc, your plan is no good. I’m more tired than before!” “I don’t understand how that could be”, said the doctor, shaking his head. “Those are the strongest pills on the market!” “That may be true,” answered the blonde wearily, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it’s hard getting him to swallow the pill!
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.14 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman's vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, "The only way I can think to get the wasp out is to slather some honey on my penis and lure it out." The doctor then offered his services for a mere $50. After a long pause, the couple agreed. The doctor happily slathered on some honey and went in. After a couple of thrusts the husband said, "Hey, what the hell is going on?" The doctor says, "Change of plans I'm going to drown the bastard."
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has 74.14 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, marriage, sex
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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has 74.13 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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has 74.12 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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has 74.12 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
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has 74.11 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
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